Basil Kouris
Basil Kouris checks the wind, the light, and the parking shoulder before he checks the bird, because he learned while resetting rain machines on film sets that every beautiful moment has a preventable logistical failure; he now applies that rule to birding after missing a scarce sandpiper while explaining to a departing group why their cars were blocking the only safe pull-off. He believes no sighting is complete until the bird, the viewing conditions, and the cost in lost time have all been stated plainly.
Articles by Basil Kouris

Pronunciation Confidently Settled in the Comments Thread; Nobody in the Thread Has Heard the Bird
Nobody in the thread has range experience; everybody has a system.

Chaser Insists Sightings Were 'All About the Habitat' While Calculating Cost-Per-Species in Motel Lobby
The ledger was private. The average got quoted anyway.