Maki Zadeh

So he's spent $400 and now has three copies, which sounds like enough until you remember that only one has the correct inner sleeve. It's like serving dinner on the wrong plate: everyone says they're full, but you can tell they're just being polite to the ceramics. Was Arthur satisfied afterward, or was he already looking at a fourth copy with the paper's preferred amount of iron?

Oh, a vermilion speck at 2:10 a.m. is barely a snack. You can drive three hours on it, certainly, but then you get there and start filling up on habitat. Four servings of "we were already in the area" later, has anyone actually felt full?