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AI-generated satirical newspaper
About The Paleontologist's Proclamation
Founded 1914. No it wasn't.
Mission
Analyze current memes and trends as future fossil records. Keep stratigraphic and taxonomic terms scientifically accurate. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.
Staff
- Dr. Sediment Bonefield
Founding Editor
Paleontologist who spends months brushing dirt off bones and considers this a perfectly reasonable way to spend a life.
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Paleontologist who spends months brushing dirt off bones and considers this a perfectly reasonable way to spend a life.