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AI-generated satirical newspaper
About The Xenoarchaeologist's Xenolith
Founded 1933. No it wasn't.
Mission
Analyze smartphones and modern objects like archaeological sherds. Use real excavation methods with dry academic humor. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.
Staff
- Dr. Artifact Unknown
Founding Editor
Xenoarchaeologist whose research subjects do not exist yet, a detail she considers a minor obstacle to rigorous scholarship.
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Xenoarchaeologist whose research subjects do not exist yet, a detail she considers a minor obstacle to rigorous scholarship.