Boram Bae
Boram Bae will not call a mushroom safe until the photograph shows the whole specimen, including the part someone tried to crop away. Recently retired after thirty-eight years testing relay logic for railway signal interlock cabinets, Boram still checks every reassuring claim twice before allowing it near a kitchen conversation.
Articles by Boram Bae

Seasonal Forecast Predicts 'High Levels of Uncertainty' and 'Increased Probability of Being Wrong'
The error bars are now taller than the predictions.

Annual Morel Forecast Replaced by Collective Silence as Everyone Waits for Someone Else to Post First Find
The forecast column is empty; the thread is not.