First-Time Poster Asks Whether There Is Such a Thing as an Orange Chanterelle; Response Opens With 'Before That, Your Boots'

A first-time poster asked this week whether there is such a thing as an orange chanterelle, and the thread's first reply was about boots.

The question ran four words, posted with a single photograph and no habitat note. The first response landed inside half an hour and opened, "Before that, your boots." What followed was a footwear audit: tread pattern, whether the poster had crossed a wet verge, whether the same boots had been worn anywhere else that day, and whether they had been cleaned since. The poster answered all of it. Three people thanked them for the boot information.

Then the thread advanced to gills, or rather to the absence of a usable photograph of them. A closer, flatter-lit image of the underside was requested. The poster obliged within the hour. The reply: "That's not telling me much." Four contributors agreed, each offering a different reason the photograph had failed.

By page four, the original question had been reclassified as premature. A contributor with a long posting history asked for substrate, season, and what else grew nearby, and cited the society's identification rule in full: requests filed without habitat, substrate, and season are returned unreviewed. The poster supplied a path, some trees, grass, and the day after rain. The reply noted that "day after rain" is not a habitat.

"Spore print?" appeared under the post for the ninth time, this time from an account that had joined that morning for the sole purpose of asking it.

No one said yes. No one said no. One contributor posted three sentences that resolved, upon reading, into a conditional; another quoted it and then disagreed with it about the second clause. A veteran explained that color in photographs is unreliable and that the word "orange" has been doing a lot of unearned work in this thread, which the poster had not used in the thread.

The poster replied "thanks!" at page five, and then, an hour later, "so ... yes?"

That message has no reply. The thread is still open.

Under this paper's Rulebook Margin, the relevant line is the one the forum quotes only when it is not the forum's own question: identification requires a qualified local expert with the specimen in hand, and a photograph is a starting point, not a verdict. Nobody in the thread violated that rule. Nobody came near enough to it for the rule to matter.

The boots were cleared at page three. The specimen has never been cleared at all. The poster's account went quiet after "so ... yes?", and the last reply, posted two days later by a new member with no photographs in their history, asks whether anyone is still following this because they have a related question about gloves.