The Taxidermist's Telegraph

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Dust Bunnies Declare Independence: A Fluff Revolution Brews in Museum Basements

Dust bunnies have declared independence, forming the 'Fluff Republic' and demanding rights within museums after a rallying cry against aggressive cleaning.

Local Man Attempts to Preserve First Date in Resin, Claims 'Emotional Integrity' at Stake

A man's attempt to immortalize a disastrous first date in epoxy resin has landed him in legal and marital trouble, and sparked debate within the taxidermy community.

Local Squirrel Taxidermy Ring Busted: Nuts to Your Operation, Gentlemen!

A retired dentist in Willow Creek, PA, is facing charges for allegedly running a sophisticated ring specializing in the illegal procurement and elaborately taxidermied presentation of local grey squirrels.

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Local Squirrel Preservation Society Accused of 'Staging' Natural Deaths for Award Nominations

A competitive taxidermy society is under investigation for allegedly manipulating events to increase the supply of squirrels for their award-winning displays.